Dear Walmart,

I hate shopping in your store. But alas, you are the only store which carries mason jars year round. After 3 failed trips, I finally found the jars I needed today. So thanks for that.

But, I wanted to discuss your Santa situation.

You have a Santa outside collecting change alongside the Salvation Army peeps. AND you have a different one inside wishing customers a Merry Christmas. One is skinny, one is fat. One has the 'Santa' beard and one looks like homeless Santa.

Are you trying to confuse all of the children?  They've already seen Santa at the mall and now there are two of them at Walmart? How do parents explain this?

XOXO,

Amy

P.S. Thanks for restocking the mason jars though.