Me: Okay, I already know who I'm voting for but let's do this. Educate me Mr. President.
Jim Lehrer: How are you going to fix the world?
Obama: Happy Anniversary Michelle!
Romney: Congrats on your anniversary bro.
Jim Lehrer: Okay but really, how are you going to fix the economy?
Romney: My plan is best. Can't give you details but it's the best.
Obama: Your plan DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Romney: (Side smirk) Yes it does.
Obama: Then explain it.
Romney: I don't have to 'cause it's the best.
Jim Lehrer: Next segment. Tell us how you much you disagree about social security.
Obama: Actually we agree. Let's talk about medicare and my grandma instead.
Romney: Old people are fine. Let's make young people buy private insurance even though they can't afford it.
Obama: (Side Smirk)
Jim Lehrer: We'll talk about health care later.
Romney: No. I want to talk about it now.
Obama: Me too. One last point.
Romney: One last point.
Jim Lehrer: But, but, but.
Romney: But I still have one last point. Let's talk about...
Jim Lehrer: No let's not.
Me: Dear Romney, stop being so fucking rude and respect the rules of the debate!
Romney: (Side Smirk)
Me: Medicare to banks in 3.2 seconds...I give up. I'm going to bed.
Edit: Romney and Obama apparently do not know/understand the rules of a debate.
All I heard was Bye Bye Big Bird :-(
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