Dear UPS,

You should have that looked at. 

At first, I was worried that perhaps you were on fire when I saw your brown truck belching smog across the road.  But I was mistaken.  You were actually polluting my view and the air I was attempting to breathe.

I doubt Fed Ex allows environment enders like that on the road.  Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

XOXO,
Amy