Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Adventures in Acappella

Today began with an acappella concert. I was psyched. It was going to be like REAL LIFE GLEE! I expected something a la this:

Well...they wore jeans...and matching shirts. I so badly want to tell you the name of the all-male group because it was amazing. But alas, that would be the opposite of confidential.

The first song was Mambo Number 5. Now I haven't heard this song in a long while but as they started singing, I realized how inappropriate the lyrics were for an elementary school performance. There were lots of wide eyed teachers. Take a look:

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride...
To the liquor store around the corner. 
The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna. 
Beerbust like I had last week. 
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap. 
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. 
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter. 
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord. 
To me flirting is just like a sport. 
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it. 
Please set it in the trumpet. 

A little bit of Monica in my life, 
A little bit of Erica by my side. 
A little bit of Rita's all I need, 
A little bit of Tina's what I see. 
A little bit of Sandra in the sun, 
A little bit of Mary all night long. 
A little bit of Jessica here I am, 
A little bit of you makes me your man! 
Mambo number five. 

Also, some fourth graders got a preview of some high school boy on boy cuddle time. Good times all around. 

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