This week I am substituting at the preschool extended day program...and they are FUNNY.
Scene: Outside on the playground.
Preschooler O: I am four.
Me: A long time ago I was four.
Preschooler O: Are you five now?
Me: I'm a grownup now.
Preschooler O: My mommy said when I grow up I'll be a mommy too.
Me: That won't be for a long time.
Preschooler O: Yeah. I'm going to kindergarten then I'll be a mommy.
Scene: Eating (baked) Cheetos for snack.
Me: These are Cheetos. They are made with cheese.
Preschooler H: AND TOES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Haha...that is clever.
Preschooler H: AND TOES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. TOES! (This kid lost his mind.)