Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Things I Learned Today

  • Today's full moon is a harvest moon. Apparently every full moon in September is called a harvest moon. Moreover, every month's full moon has a specific name
  • Karma is a REAL thing. Exhibit A: Student K is flailing around in her chair upside down and kicks the boy next to her in the head. Two hours later she is once again flailing around and goes face first over the back of her chair....then to the nurse.
  • These are a thing:

  • It is physically possible to go to Target with a list of three things and leave with only three things...I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
  • HTML coding is not simple but Google helps.
  • I can't be bothered to download iOS7. I prefer to live in the dark ages.
  • It takes 20 minutes to help 11 preschoolers brush their teeth. (This is a scientific study done by myself over the course of two days while covering lunch in a preschool classroom.)



4 comments:

  1. I'm surprised it only takes twenty minutes. It takes me like five to brush one preschooler's teeth.

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    1. I double them up...and tell them not to spit on each other....and put a kid on the toilet. Don't worry...I'll teach you how to multitask before new baby comes.

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  2. I cannot leave Target without spending at least $40.

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    1. Believe me this has NEVER happened before!

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