Scene: End of the day...trying to shuffle all of the kids out of the room to the busses.
Librarian: (to me) Amy, Student A is still here.
Me: Student A! Let's go.
Student A: Your name is Amy?
Student A: I thought your name was Miss C?
Me: That is my teacher name. Kids call me Miss C. Grownups call me Amy.
Student A: But I don't want to call you Amy. I want to call you Miss C.
Me: Well it's a good thing you are only 8 then. Now go get on the bus.