This Is Why I Don't Do The Twitter*

Hitting snooze way too many times...check.

Eating chocolate peanut butter off a spoon for breakfast...check.

Reading about pigs and fishing papers out of the photocopier...check.

Cleaning an entire cup of yogurt off a second graders pants...check.

Grocery shopping so I don't have to eat chocolate PB tomorrow for breakfast...check.

Hitting the gym...umm.

Watching a Sex and the City mini marathon instead...check.

Getting excited about drinks on Wednesday and no school Friday...check.

* Because obviously my life is so exciting!