VACATION*

Scene: 8:40 am. Student R walks into the classroom holding his backpack out in front of him.

Student R: Miss C! There is a spider in my backpack!

Miss C: What would you like me to do about that?

What I really wanted to say: Eh, leave your bag unzipped in the coat area and it will just crawl into someone else's stuff.

Happy Vacation!

* And not a moment too soon.