Convos with a BabyMomma3/9/11 via text:
Amy: I had a dream last night that you and I were walking around and a bird pooped on me then I wiped it on you.
S: Thanks a lot.
A: It was my subconscious sharing the luck with you!
S: I don't understand why bird poop is supposed to be lucky. I think that was made up to make the person who got shit on feel better. I don't feel lucky when M poops on me. (M is the baby of S)
A: Gross. But she is not a bird.
S: No but you think a baby would be better luck than a stupid bird.
A: But birds fly. Babies are just a money suck...diapers...clothes...college...therapy bills.
S: But babies also love you back. Birds just poop on you.
A: But you can't eat babies...at least not without landing yourself on the news.
S: Babies can support you in your old age.
A: Not if you don't have babies. And birds used to be dinosaurs.
S: Not according to the Bible. Don't make the Baby Jesus cry.
A: You just had to throw down the Baby Jesus!
S: Haha. Yeah that was a low blow.