I was going to write about all the strange people I have observed as of late:
- The guy at the car dealership feeding pastries to his dog named Lady.**
- The woman wearing purple sweatpants who couldn't connect to the internet and in turn struck up a conversation with a tech geek which I can only imagine will lead to clandestine meetings and an affair.
- The older gentleman (who I picture to be a retired therapist) talking with a stranger about her mother-in-law and the tribulations of owning German Shepards.
I fear that what are intended to be humorous observations, may instead come off as "Amy is kind of a bitch for publicly shaming strangers on the internet."
I think I need a new project.
* I realize that the title of my post has nothing to do with the content of my post. I am just annoyed that spell check insists I capitalize silly proper nouns such as internet, cd, tv, and german shepard.
**Seriously? This is not a dog park.