Dear Google Chrome,
When I swore off IE8 and downloaded you I was excited at the promise of an internet browser that was reliable and uncrashable. For 2.8 months we worked together in bliss. I got to know you...you tracked cookies about me. But you just had to go and act up. First, you slowed my internet speed to a mere crawl. Then, you affected my mouse click-a-bility speed. The last straw was when you completely crashed, wiping out my desktop theme and ALL of my bookmarks.* Way to go.
*While it may have been a virus that acted as the catalyst for your demise, I still blame you.