I address this letter to you because I am a woefully fake American who doesn't really know where my tax dollars go. (But let's be frank...do you really know where my tax dollars go?)
The purpose of this letter is to inquire if my tax dollars are being used to train police officers to ride horses and act like douchebags.
I am almost certain that some of my tax dollars are being appropriated to the training of state and local police officers. While my knowledge of police training ends with the movie Police Academy, I am assuming that different types of officers require different skill sets. Do mall cops require the same training as the Staties who pull people over on the Mass Pike? Do the cops who stand in safety green vests talking to construction workers for six hours a day attend the same training facility as cops who actually fight crime?
But seriously, is horse riding part of the Police Academy core curriculum?
If it is, I would like to politely decline the government's invitation to pay my taxes...at least towards the horse riding portion of police training. I would also like to request that any taxes already paid be redistributed to aid the
Let's make this happen.
P.S. If this is not a fiscally viable option for you, maybe we could begin to lower the national debt by cutting Horse Back Riding 101 and Intro to Douchbaggery from the Police Academy course catalog.