6:32 AM The phone rings and I don't know what is happening. I manage to grab it, stumble out of bed into the other room (which is the only room in my apt. where I get cell service) and agree to play teacher for the day.
6:33 AM Not quite conscious yet, I try to do the math to see if I have time to go back to sleep. I don't.
7:15 AM I realize that avoiding laundry has finally caught up to me. I put on pants. Just pants.
7:20 AM Blow dry my hair wearing only pants.
7:30 AM Remind myself I cannot leave the house without a shirt. Dig a shirt out of some clean(?) laundry on the floor. No judgement!
7:45 AM Make this for lunch. Are you jealous? Don't fret it's only raspberry jam.
8:30 AM Decide I don't like 5th graders.
8:31 AM Reconsider teacher career.
10:00 AM Murdered a spider after two girls screamed while watering the class plants.
12:30 PM Was ignored by the staff at lunch. Took photos in the bathroom so I could mock them. (There was a third sign across from the toilet.)
1:30 PM Watched a video about coral polyps. File under: Things I never needed to know.
2:00 PM Best part of the day. During Social Studies:
Amy: What is the Constitution?
Student: It's a stool.
Amy: blink blink What? No.
Student: Yeah it's a stool. With the seat and the three legs. The three different parts.
Amy: OH...You mean it's like a stool. The three branches of government are the legs. The stool is a metaphor.
Student: blink blink What?
Amy: face palm
2:45 PM Leave school.
2:55 PM Return to school to retrieve my water bottle.
After school I needed a nap like whoa but I
played basketball threw a basketball at a net and went for a walk with K to enjoy the beautiful day.