...which according to K is the wrong way.
First, let's discuss the important parts of a banana.
The "human way" to open a banana is to hold the bottom and use the stem as a pull tab. Sometimes it opens cleanly and sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes instead of opening, the stem bends in on itself smooshing the best part of the banana. This can often be rectified by cutting the stem off or by splitting the peel with a finger nail.
Monkeys and myself, open the banana from the bottom. You just pinch the gross part on the bottom and it splits like a banana. (Get it? Banana splits?)
Then you are faced with the nasty bit of the banana which you can just get rid of. Or if you are a real expert, it is possible to pinch the bottom so that nasty bit breaks off in the peel.
There are many benefits to eating a banana like a monkey. You get to save the best bit for last and almost all those thick banana strings stick to the peel so you don't have to pick them off. Win-Win!
So next time you have a banana open it from the bottom. Prove K wrong and it just might change your life.
Note: Unlike a monkey, I do take the entire peel off before I eat a banana. Maybe that is what K meant when she said I eat bananas the wrong way. Hmmm.