I am writing to express my annoyance with your website. In an effort to be a responsible party guest, I attempted to access your site to RSVP to a Bachelorette party evite. Upon entering your website I was met with the following message:
First, while your network connectivity problems make for excellent blog fodder, they are not conducive to my efforts to be a responsible RSVPer.
Also, your attempt to appease would-be party guests with a funny error message only contributes to my level of annoyance because I learned about homophones in the 4th grade. Fowl and foul are different words. Of course, I am operating under the assumption that you meant for your message to read, "Oops! Party Foul" and that you were not alluding to ducks who dance.
* I apologize for publicly pointing out the error in your error message. Admittedly, I violate grammar rules on a fairly regular basis and would be irritated if someone drew attention to my faults. But you have to admit that you kind of asked for it.