I HATE horses. But I LOVE My Little Ponies. And I used to LOVE this movie. When I was little, I would rent it from the video store all the time. So after I watched Rainbow Bright on Netflix Instant, I added this to my queue to see if it was as good as I remembered. Let me save you an hour and a half of your life.
An evil witch and her two daughters live on a volcano. They hate the ponies. The witch makes purple Smooze to cover Pony Land.
Lickety Split is a prima donna. She tries to show up everyone at the recital and ruins the dance.
She gets reamed out.
She and her dragon friend sing a song then run away.
This is where I got lazy. A lot of other stuff happens but the purple Smooze covers the My Little Pony dream castle.
Some Pegasus ponies are friends with people. They tickle a giant spider to get to Flutter Pony Land.
Rose, Queen of the Flutter Ponies, refuses to help. Bitch.
They have a change of heart. The Flutter Ponies vomit sunshine and glitter on the purple Smooze, making it retreat.
They all live happily ever after.
Sadly, it wasn't as entertaining as I once found it to be. Although I did remember a surprising amount of the movie for not seeing it in 20+ years. I guess I should start renting grown up movies again. Sigh.