FYI: In my spare time I'm kind of a bird whisperer.
1. "I'll chew your finger off if you don't get away from that puddle. My kids want to go swimming."
2. "U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi, I'm ugly. Oh and I used to be a dinosaur."
3. "You talkin' to me? Who the fuck do you think your talkin' to?"
4. "Yes, I'm going to swallow it whole. What?"
5. "You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"