Oral is a real name. Today, two separate people informed me that in fact there are people named Oral. Most notably, Oral Roberts, a well known televangelist. Oral was his given middle name. It seems a scandalous choice for a Minister to adopt the name Oral. Although, I suppose he could be referencing his abilities as an orator. But he has a university named after him and I don't...so what do I know?
I do know that I had a latte and Toblerone for breakfast today. Possible New Year's Resolution: No chocolate before 10:00 am?